5 year old me after trying my parents toothpaste instead of my strawberry lightning McQueen toothpaste:
[image shows a person in a bathroom with a fiery lava-like face and a wide scream]
Thank you.
We will not take a lecture on decorum from a party that incited an insurrection. And we will not be lectured by a man who thinks he's a woman. Get fucked. — Sarah McBride says Republicans are “weird” and “bizarre” What would you say to this?
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SAID THIS IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BORDERS, THEN YOU DON'T HAVE A NATION, RIGHT? IN A SENSE. So has historically the United States done well under Democrats and Republicans in protecting the border? The answer is no. Trump did a better job. I don't like Trump, but we should have a secure border. And it ain't that hard to do. Biden
Yeah, it's not sharp at all. It makes it even more dangerous. Why? Because bell blades are more dangerous than sharp ones. Why is that? Because you're more likely to cut someone. That sounds so fucking stupid. Imagine the samurais go out and they come back and the master's like, how did you perform? Yeah, yeah. I'll be the samurai. You be the samu
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