You can get a good hot dog at a gas station occasionally. I'll try a hot dog anywhere. I had the best hot dog of my life, you'll never guess where: Seattle, Washington. Anybody from... anybody heard of it? Um... it's a big city. I went to a baseball game out there. I left the stadium, there's a hot dog stand right outside. So I walk up, I said, 'I
You picked the wrong motherf*****, wrong night, wrong town. You kept pushing your luck, now your luck ran out. You picked the wrong motherf*****. I don't scare, I don't bluff. You came looking for smoke, now you've found enough.
Neurosurgeon: Grief and Joy at the Same Time? 13 years ago today, I buried my son. We were at the funeral and hundreds of miles away, at the very same moment, our daughter was giving birth to our first grandchild. We were supposed to be in Texas that week, and our daughter was about to have her first baby, and we had plane tickets to be there. But
My wife, she goes, "You're gonna have a stroke, you got so much stress." I'm like, "I'm not gonna have a stroke." She goes, "You need a massage." And I go, "Uh-uh. I don't want a massage." And she goes, "Why not?" I go, "It's weird. Somebody you don't know rubbing on you." That's how I end up married. It worked out, don't get me wrong. And she goes
Did you know that if you press the minced meat flat with the bottom of a tray, then straighten the edges so everything cooks evenly, add caramelized onions and slices of cheddar in the center, then cover completely with more minced meat, sealing the edges so that cheesy filling stays inside. IN THE FREEZER 1 H. Now, layer potatoes in a baking dish,
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