My wife, she goes, "You're gonna have a stroke, you got so much stress." I'm like, "I'm not gonna have a stroke." She goes, "You need a massage." And I go, "Uh-uh. I don't want a massage." And she goes, "Why not?" I go, "It's weird. Somebody you don't know rubbing on you." That's how I end up married. It worked out, don't get me wrong. And she goes
Did you know that if you press the minced meat flat with the bottom of a tray, then straighten the edges so everything cooks evenly, add caramelized onions and slices of cheddar in the center, then cover completely with more minced meat, sealing the edges so that cheesy filling stays inside. IN THE FREEZER 1 H. Now, layer potatoes in a baking dish,
Nobody asked me but... Pt. 480. That flag is more than a piece of cloth. You know, nobody asked me, but I saw something today that really pissed me off. Another video of someone disrespecting the American flag. And I know some people will look at it and say, 'It's just a piece of cloth.' No, it's not. That flag has covered the caskets of men and wo
Getting Kicked Out of School. Lou, Leon can't stay in school. He got his ass kicked out again. Oh shit, what now? The damn teacher asked him to say a 12-letter word off the top of his head and he said masturbation. So she says, 'Wow, what a mouthful!' He says, 'No, you're thinking of a blowjob.'
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