A flight to Scotland was forced to make emergency landing after Muslim man threatens to bomb the plane and shouts, “Death to America, death to Trump!” I’m going to bomb the plane! Allahu Akbar. Sit down. Allāhu Akbar. Stand to America! Stand to Trump! Allahu Akbar. Oh my God! Sit down! We need some dogs! You fucking...
Life in Bali A monkey stole my coffee, burnt his balls and he blamed at me. Yeah, I don't have coffee before. Shoot. How you open this thing? Use my teeth. Damn. Ooh, kinda hot. Coffee don't smell right. I don't want none of that. Mm-mm. Ah, it's burnt my balls! What the hell you bring this hot shit over here for? Voiceover by JayMac.Comedy
Found this old video of me at a dance contest when I was a kid. I like the rhyme, I like my beat funky, I'm funky, I like my oatmeal lumpy, I'm sick with this, straight gangster Mac, but sometimes I get ridiculous, I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice, or yo fat girl.
I've been movin' calm, don't start no trouble with me Tryin' to keep it peaceful, there's a struggle for me Don't pull up at 6am to cuddle with me You know how I love
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