A joke to tell your friends. A teacher is trying to teach good manners to her third-grade students. She turned to her class and said, Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? Michael said, just a minute, I have to go pee. The teacher responded by saying, well, t
HOWARD LUTNICK US Secretary of Commerce really can't really open the border and say, I'm going to give my money to anybody who wants to come in. Right. That's getting it wrong. So when people say, "Open immigration is how we built America." They are right. And open immigration would be something interesting if we gave people NOTHING, because if we
KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI Sept. 14, 2026. THE EPOCH TIMES. Vance on COVID Fraud Crackdown. We are going to suspend 870,000 people permanently. People who defrauded the government over the last couple of years, the last couple of decades. We're going to make it impossible for them to get loans from the federal government. If you think about the PPP prog
I don't talk just to fill the air. I don't move just to prove I care. I don't scale when the sky turns black. I don't leave when it pushes back. I've seen strong men lose their ground. Heard brave words fall apart out loud. I don't shake when the walls give in. I get quiet and I dig in. When it gets heavy, when it gets loud. @nnagar01
If you were born in the 80s or 90s, you grew up in a world that doesn't exist anymore. You remember when friendship meant knocking on someone's door, not sending a text. When Saturday mornings were made for cartoons, not scrolling feeds. When happiness came from mixtapes, bike rides, and street lights telling you it was time to go home. But here's
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man. I'm Popeye the Sailor Man. I'm strong to the finish 'cause I eats me spinach. I'm Popeye the Sailor Man. I'm one tough Gazooka which hates all bloopers. What ain't on the up and square. I biffs 'em and I buffs 'em and always out-buffs 'em, but none of 'em gets nowhere. If anyone dares is to risk me fist, it's Popeye the S
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