Plum Crazy Purple. Dodge Challenger R/T. UNION STATION. 2434L. Love is like a mushroom, you get too much you get too high, not enough and you're gonna die.
Ma, am I adopted? Of course not, why would you say that? The DNA test says I don't match anybody in this family. Darling, David did a DNA test and it says he ain't our son. Well, obviously. What do you mean, obviously? First night in the hospital, that baby wouldn't stop screaming. You told me to go change him. So I did, and I'm proud of the one I
Economy's so bad, I don't even care anymore. Alright now, as per Florida law, your wife is entitled to 50% of all your assets. Now, will there be any objections at this time? Uh, nah, she can have all of it if she wants, honestly. Okay. Wait, what? Yeah, I mean, I'm not sure what she thinks she's gonna get though. Do you want half of our house that
I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time. One of the best singers, one of the best looking motherfuckers you've ever seen. Hold my drink, bitch.
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