A powerful drag racing car, branded with Snap-on and American flag colors, performs a massive burnout, generating a huge cloud of smoke. The car features 'BELL', 'NITRO FRANCHISE', 'GAGE MAY', and 'TOYOTA' logos.
Welcome to Captain Bob's, matey, how may I help you? Give me the fucking money! Is that a 32? Give me the money, shithead! It's pink. The bullets aren't pink. Motherfucker, give me the goddamn money! Okay, you know what, asshole? Pull the trigger. My life couldn't get any fucking worse. Yeah, that's right, pull the motherfucking trigger! Fucker! Pi
I wanted to ask something this whole time. What's your guys's number? Because if anybody had come to my door and said, would you give your daughter's life for these people to cross the border illegally? I would have said, no. Not one. Obviously, we're not there yet. Obviously, the American people will continue to suffer. Obviously, American citizen
And what happened in this country that now suddenly everyone is walking around with their own personal bottle of water? When did we get so thirsty in America? Is everybody so dehydrated they have to have their own portable supply of fluids with them at all times? Get a drink before you leave the house.
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