A quick quickie. 106 in 35 MPH. BYSTANDER HELPS COP ARREST HEAVYSET KAREN. Turn the car off and step out right now. Why? *Opens the door*. Who are you? I'm trying to comply with you. Your compliance is going to be getting out of the car. I'm not going to get out of this car. You are under arrest. For what? For reckless endangerment. I really don't
Yep. LONG LIVE THE KING! KING of FAFO. TIME. DONALD TRUMP. It's good to be king, just for a while, be there in velvet, yeah, to give him a smile, it's good to be king.
Me in the back of the ambulance with a psych patient trying to calm them down. You know why you shouldn't kill yourself? Because you're too fucking stupid to know what's good for you.
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