When your dog only listens to your husband
Gimme treats
swear
swear
Copper! Copper, do not talk to me that way. No, I'm gonna call your dad. Are you gonna behave? Copper? What are you doing? No more blocking, okay? No more? Promise?
WHERE HE SAYS
Whenever a liberal asks why men can't get pregnant, I always think of this line from Willy Wonka where he says, it's impossible, it's absurd. And she says, why? And he says, well, because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room, it goes to the fudge room.
An apple a day really does keep the doctor away. It's loaded with nutrients, antioxidants, and fiber. It can help reduce your cholesterol and help with your digestion. So go ahead and take a bite.
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