WHERE HE SAYS
Whenever a liberal asks why men can't get pregnant, I always think of this line from Willy Wonka where he says, it's impossible, it's absurd. And she says, why? And he says, well, because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room, it goes to the fudge room.
An apple a day really does keep the doctor away. It's loaded with nutrients, antioxidants, and fiber. It can help reduce your cholesterol and help with your digestion. So go ahead and take a bite.
BREAKING NEWS:
34 y/o German police officer gets k'Led with his own gun trying to stop a turkish immigrant robbing a gas station.
He left a wife and 2 kids.
Please keep Simon and his family in your prayers. May the Lord grant him entrance into paradise.
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