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avatar Charlie Chocolate

americans every summer when canada randomly decides to destroy our air quality. How much postage does it take to send a letter to Canada? Who's it going to? Canada. It says, 'Dear Canada, f*** you.'

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avatar Anthony Miller

Why is the hero always like 17? *snap* *crackle* *pop*

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avatar Zoe ZZZ

Remember, if you can't get skinny in a day, you can't get fat in a day either. One piece of broccoli didn't give you abs, and one sweet treat isn't going to take them away either.

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avatar Agni Gauss

One of the dumbest things that a woman can do is withhold intimacy. One of the things my mother has always said, if that man taps on your shoulder, roll over. Because if you are not giving him sex, there's only but so long he will hold out. Even a good man. There's only but so long he will hold out. And I'm not talking about if you're holding out b

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avatar John Paul

You make me weak. I'm gonna die. Just in. You said we tried. Loving, touching, squeezing each other. When I'm alone. All by myself. Your eyes. Is someone else loving, touching.

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