I picked up a trash can, threw it through a laundromat window, like I've done dozens of times. This time was different. This time I got arrested. And the feds tear gassed me. No media coverage, nobody calling me a hero. What's up with that? That sounds like justice. Or fascism. You think getting arrested for vandalism is fascism? Is it? I don't kn… ME. YOU HOT CARL. RESPONSIBILITY
POV: you just had the worst day imaginable in 2019 and this f*ckass song starts playing on the radio:
I see you, see you, see you every time And all my eyes
WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT YOU DRINK TOO MUCH! But you know, I want to say one thing in all seriousness, I feel sorry for you people that don't drink. I mean it, because when you wake up in the morning, that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
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