Oh, what do you want to hear, man? Do you want to hear that sometimes I think about eating a bullet? I do. I even got a special one for the occasion with a hollow point. Look, make sure it blows the back of my goddamn head out. Do the job right. Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it. Every single day.
5 year old me after trying my parents toothpaste instead of my strawberry lightning McQueen toothpaste:
[image shows a person in a bathroom with a fiery lava-like face and a wide scream]
Thank you.
We will not take a lecture on decorum from a party that incited an insurrection. And we will not be lectured by a man who thinks he's a woman. Get fucked. — Sarah McBride says Republicans are “weird” and “bizarre” What would you say to this?
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