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avatar Anthony Miller

behind your ear, mate, look at that. I don't know what is that. Boom! Hey! If you really want to impress me, do it with a chicken nugget, then I'll...

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avatar John Paul

Me about to tell my parents that I started a fire in the kitchen after trying to make breakfast. Greetings!

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avatar Isabella Lewis

He came thru to make sure his picture was still up?!?!???? That's my seaplane captain keeping us all calm. Hey big boy. Hey bear.

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avatar Isabella Lewis

Pro Tip: If you ever want your brakes to stop squeaking, just put some wheel bearing grease on the rotors. I don't know where I'm going. Oh, like a bird.

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avatar Zoe ZZZ

COP: *BRAKE CHECKS* TRUCK DRIVER: REAR ENDS HIM SERGEANT: What's the deal today? TRUCK DRIVER: That's fine, whatever he thinks I was speeding, I don't think I was. But he has no right to get in front of me and jam his brakes on for no reason. So why would he get in front of me instead of using his emergency lights and pulling me over? Why would he

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