BITCH. My (soon to be ex) wife comes home mad... after I stopped paying for her car (Part 2). What the fuck is going on? I just got my car repossessed. I had to take a fucking Uber. I've been texting you and calling you all morning. What is going on? You didn't fucking pay? Here. I am so fucking pissed off at you. What what is in this? What what ar
Fill in the BLANK with one word. BLANK nuts. Deez. You said... Deez. It's even better in print. Deez nuts. Number one answer. Survey said... At least it was up there.
How can a video of a guy looking for his flip-flop be THAT GOOD. A man is walking around, seemingly looking for something. A golden retriever dog brings him a flip-flop.
Hi, can I speak to your supervisor? Oh yeah, yeah, for sure, but I'm actually the one in charge. Oh, I needed to speak to someone more superior. Oh, oh, okay. Let me have your hands. Wanna bow your head? Lord, this customer wants to speak to someone more superior and there's no one more superior than you here. So, you let me know. Do I send her or
Number one, if you got somebody that's gonna laugh at you for giving your heart to Jesus Christ, they're probably not somebody you need to be walking through life with. Number two, I'd rather be laughed at on my way to heaven than cheered on my way to hell.
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