BREAKING NEWS SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 2026 PRESIDENT TRUMP EXPECTED TO RENAME SAN ANDREAS FAULT TO GAVIN NEWSOMS FAULT. What? They're renaming the fault after me? No, no, no. This can't be happening. Help, I'm slipping. This is ridiculous. I can't hold on much longer. This is all Trump's fault. SAN ANDREAS FAULT. CALIFORNIA. NEWSOM. THE FEDERALIST P
WOW! ICE is offering $50,000 signing bonuses and student loan forgiveness for new hires! This is all possible because of Trump's Big Beautiful Bill! The ICE budget went up $170 BILLION! ICE is offering $50,000 signing bonuses, student loan forgiveness for any new ICE agents. This is a massive campaign to recruit more than 10,000 new agents this yea
Happiness is amazing. It's so amazing it doesn't matter if it's yours or not. Is that lovely thing? A society grows great when old men plant trees the shade of which they know they will never sit in. Good people do things for other people. That's it, the end.
I know we're standing in two places with different roads beneath our feet. But every time I close my eyes, it's you I'm hoping I might meet. And I don't know what tomorrow holds or if you'll ever feel this way. But there's a part of me that wishes you'd never be too far away. I wanna be with you, with you always you. Even if I'm just a dream you ne
No one can replace your mother. Anybody from your past that you would love to reconnect with, that you've lost touch with? My mother. My mother first. You know what, you have a father but your mother, no one can replace your mother. I had a wonderful mother. And any time I went to mother first. It's all I can say. All right. Thank you so much Victo
Winner Takes It All - Acoustic. I don't wanna talk about the things we've gone through, though it's hurting me. Now it's history. I've played all my cards, and that's what you've done too. Nothing more to say, no more ace to play. The winner takes it all, the loser standing small beside the victory, that's her destiny. I was in your arms, thinking
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