But she is a romantic, and I'm trying to be, but I get confused easy. And I know you're thinking, "You get confused, Dale? Say it ain't so." She sent me a text message one night that said, "I believe in US," and she put the word "us" in all caps, and I was like, "Wow, that's awful patriotic." So I texted, "With liberty and justice for all." Well, s
How legendary bands got their name. Lynyrd Skynyrd came to be because of their high school gym teacher who did not like long hair on men. His name was Leonard Skinner. They derived this name for a band as a playful jab to him. AC/DC got their name via a sewing machine. Malcolm and Angus Young had a sister named Margaret. Margaret owned a sewing mac
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You like playing with men's booties? Do you like when they play with yours? I love it. I prefer it. I don't really like vaginal sex. You like anal sex more? I do. I do. I don't, I, I, I can't name too many times where I have climaxed off of vaginal sex. Right. Yeah. It's just not. And I don't like big dick. Like, you know, but, you know, it hurts y
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