Can I quote Buddha? You most assuredly can. People will think you're spiritual. Can I quote Confucius? Please do. They'll think you're super intelligent. Can I quote Jesus? Oh, separation of church and state. You can quote anybody, just don't use that name. Valedictorian says principal would not let him talk about Jesus in speech. Just don't use th
Hello Kitty is outside Target, looking at her phone. She enters the store, walks through an aisle, and picks up a Pokémon 25th Celebration Elite Trainer Box and a Charizard water bottle. She pays at the checkout and leaves with her purchases. Finally, she is in a pink car, holding her new items. Text on screen: TARGET, Pokémon, 25 Celebration Elite
If your man calls you this, he really loves you. Listen closely. A man's words reveal his heart more than his actions sometimes. Sometimes the way he calls you says everything about how deeply he feels for you. Here are seven names that mean real love. No. 1. My love. When he calls you my love, it's not just a nickname, it's a claim of the heart. I
Order for Billy. Ah. White mocha. Cheers. It's a nice day for a white mocha. What did you just say? It's a nice day for a white mocha. I'm telling you, Steve, the most bizarre thing happened today. Fresh ground pepper? Yes. I was in this coffee shop, and this barista— More? Yes, yes. This barista kept saying— More? More, more, more? More, more, mor
HOW THEM STATE TROOPERS BE (THEY DIFFERENT) 😂🤦🏾♂️ Give me the beat now, set my soul free. I wanna get lost in rock and roll and drift away. Give me the beat now, set my soul free. I wanna get lost in rock and roll and drift away. Ah, damn it, shit! Son of a bitch! What the fuck was that? God damn it, son of a bitch! I got a, I got a break, um, God
Oh, yes, I do in fact wish I had a man to take care of it. But if I start crying or raising my voice, a man is going to tell me that he's too busy and he has work to get done and maybe I should calm down before he comes and helps me handle it. So yes, I would love a man to come and handle it. Is there a man who can handle it? Alright, honey, I'm go
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