Chuck Norris died five years ago, but death was afraid to tell him. Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity. He got it back. Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch. He decides what time it is. Chuck Norris gets up so fast that he can see himself sleeping.
Quiet. First, I track him by his footprints. Then I stop at the proper distance from the hole, raise my hand, and give the signal. Hey, what's going on? Who's this? Eh, what's up, doc? Hey, cut that out! What's the big idea? When I'm supposed to... Be quiet, you crazy dumb rabbit! You're ruining my show. Everybody's looking at you. Yeah? Well, let
Three men came in the middle of the night wearing masks, threatening Holly and Flynn and me. They told me not to talk about that woman I saw at the car wash. And if you're in custody and they find out... THEY'RE NOT COMING BACK. NOT AFTER TONIGHT. What's tonight? NOOR.VIBIN
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