Hey, Penny, come on in. Hey guys. See a Penny, pick her up, and all the day you'll have good luck. No, you won't. Give me back my key. I'm very, very sorry. Do you understand how creepy this is? Oh, yes, we discussed it at length last night. In my apartment, while I was sleeping. And snoring. And that's probably just a sinus infection, but it could
You know what I love about Satan? Apparently, the motherfucker has the busiest legal department in human history. Every time somebody does something absolutely horrific, somebody shows up to explain that was Satan. Oh, thank God. For a second there, I thought the murderer might be responsible for the fucking murder. No, no, apparently Satan was inv
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