Do you know why they name hurricanes after women? What? Why? Because when they come, they are wet and wild, and when they leave, they take your house and car with them.
talking mad shit about the president before i came here but as soon as i met him i just i saw his big balls and how handsome he is in person and so tall and tanned just perfect i honestly i just froze he's definitely the alpha male the greatest president of all time i hope he runs again in 2028 he'll definitely win i'm just lucky i get to be in th
SHE OUTSMARTED HIM PIZZA DOLLARS FORGOT PERFECT PLEASE Hi! I'm here to pick up a Big Alpine Pizza. Big Alpine? Okay, that'll be $20. Can you tell me which one's the $20 and which one's the $100? I forgot. Of course! This one is the $100 and that one is the $20. Perfect! Here's the $100. Give me $80 back, please.
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