Does that hurt? A little. It's in my chest too. Course it is. Kinda had access through the shirt. This'll work. Feels good. Exactly when did New Jersey run out of horny 17 year old boys? About five weeks ago. It's been very lonely. The ventilation scan was normal. Time to send him home. Can't leave right now. But congratulations. You are the proud
Everyone seeing what's happening in Spain today and forgetting this was the United States under Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. Walk, don't run. Walk. Walk, no running. Walk. Don't go run. There's no rush, there's no rush.
Mike Tyson's reaction when someone asked why he supports Trump. I'm voting for Trump. So what's the man's gonna do about it? I mean, I'm gonna disagree with you. So what? Yeah, does it make you feel weird that people tell you? So what? Is that weird to you that people freak out about your opinions? No, they believe I have a lot of followers, this a
What has Donald Trump done positive for the economy by any metric in the last year and a half? Go ahead, sir. OK, like I just said, under Biden the gas... I didn't ask you about Joe Biden. I asked you about Donald Trump, by the way. Gas prices are double, double what they were when Trump took office. The question wasn't about Joe Biden. Can he talk
"ALL RIGHT NOW" 1970 4:12 FREE. She stood in the street, smiling for my hair. I said, "Hey, what is this?" My baby made me, maybe she's in me. I said, "Hey, what's your name, baby?" Maybe we can see the same. Now don't you hate. Let's move it before they raise the parking here. All right now, baby, it's all right now. I took her home to my place, w
You don't believe in the moon landing? I've been learning about this shit in school for decades. What the fuck do you mean you don't believe in that shit? Are you some type of conspiracy theorist or something? You really believe that in 1969 when televisions were still in black and white and folks were still using rotary fucking phones. And most ne
Memes Today – is an entertainment platform built primarily on Android and iOS mobile apps. In order to use the full functionality of Memes Today, we ask you to download the mobile application available from the links below. By downloading the App, you can like, comment, save posts to favorites, share the content.
