So I'm out here doing a home inspection. I have to check an electric panel. I am having an issue that I've never had before. I have a donkey that keeps trying to bite me.
Oh, that's not yours. Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug and didn't seem to realize that it wasn't his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked. Is there no limit to what he won't notice? What's a seven letter word for purse snatcher? Hatcher! No. Starts with an H handbag. Handbag. Hmm. Thank you. Shoo, shoo, shoo. All right, everybody, take a
Allegedly still has Somalian citizenship. If this representative gets his way, she'll be out. We don't want foreigners serving in Congress. I don't want French citizens serving in Congress. I don't want Armenian citizens serving in Congress. I don't want Israeli citizens serving in Congress. The only people who should be serving in Congress are Ame
A burglar breaks into a house at night, shining his flashlight around the living room looking for valuables, when he hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." He turns his flashlight off and freezes. After a couple minutes, nothing happens, so he turns the flashlight back on and immediately hears, "Jesus is watching you." He whirls around and shi
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