A burglar breaks into a house at night, shining his flashlight around the living room looking for valuables, when he hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." He turns his flashlight off and freezes. After a couple minutes, nothing happens, so he turns the flashlight back on and immediately hears, "Jesus is watching you." He whirls around and shi
KEVIN HART vs KATT WILLIAMS UFC CHAMPIONSHIP. MAY 4 SAT ON PAY-PER-VIEW. UFC WEIGH-IN FRGT. FOLLOW AiFIGHTS. Can we move on, man? Shut your... Where is Michael Pimp at? Everybody check your pockets. I believe in you, my little munchkin. No pulling hair and no low blows. Fight! Goes as fast as lightning. And that's a little bit frightening. Hold up,
Best countries to marry b***hes. Well, Egypt. All my life I thought the best thing about Egypt was the pyramids. Until I found out that Egyptians actually promote that you beat the poop out of your b***h in order to correct your h*e and save the marriage. Or Afghanistan. Over 92% of b***hes in Afghanistan believe that their husband is justified in
Wait for End 😂. My favorite joke. A woman is at her boyfriend's parents house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are making her eyes water.
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