Fuck all the people who done you wrong. You carried that pain for far too long. Every lie, every knife in your back made you stronger when they thought you'd crack. They tried to break you, drag you down, tried to steal your smile and take your crown. But look at you now, you're still standing tall. You learned how to rise every time you fall.
Okay, I've seen a lot of idiot bartenders before. First of all, look at the size of the glass. Half-gallon bottles, no pourers. 2 ounces, 4, 5 ounces, 6, 7 ounces are going in here now. You know what? Unless he's using this as gasoline for his car, this guy's gonna kill somebody. 8 ounces, 9 ounces of alcohol. Oh, a little hit of cola, that makes i
ENEMY: WTF! ENEMY: runs away AIRSOFTER: turns on chainsaw ENEMY: help me! AIRSOFTER: chases enemy ENEMY: MUMMY! AIRSOFTER: getting closer ENEMY: DADDY! AIRSOFTER: almost gets him REFEREE: if that lil kid's parent comes and sues us for emotional damage, you're the one going to court.
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