Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses. Evil minds that plot destruction, sorcerers of death's construction. In the fields of bodies burning, as the war machine keeps turning. Death and hatred to mankind, poisoning their brainwashed minds. Begging mercies for their sins. Satan laughs and spreads his wings. Oh, Lord, ye
I don't know. A very loose term. We raised ourselves, basically. We had boomers in the mix that were raising us, but it's kind of a stretch. You could really call it raising anything other than they raised a stick at us. They raised their voices at us. Our parents didn't give a flying fig about anything but themselves. The only thing they passed do
An older man makes strange, high-pitched vocalizations, almost like a forced laugh or a gagging sound, while a younger shirtless man attempts to fix a ceiling fan. The older man then drops a lightbulb.
BITCH. My (soon to be ex) wife comes home mad... after I stopped paying for her car (Part 2). What the fuck is going on? I just got my car repossessed. I had to take a fucking Uber. I've been texting you and calling you all morning. What is going on? You didn't fucking pay? Here. I am so fucking pissed off at you. What what is in this? What what ar
Fill in the BLANK with one word. BLANK nuts. Deez. You said... Deez. It's even better in print. Deez nuts. Number one answer. Survey said... At least it was up there.
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