God. I'm sorry, I'm sorry for all the times I asked for your forgiveness, then went back to my old ways. I'm sorry for saying I love You but not taking the time to read Your word or truly know you. God, I know I disappoint You more times than I can count - but thank You for still choosing me.
I am not under alien control. I love to sing about the moon and the June and the Springer. I love to sing about a sky of blue or a key for two. What the hell is that? He is under alien control. That thing in his butt is linked up to the visitor. Ah! Son of a bitch!
I would rather pick up my husband's dirty laundry that he leaves right next to the basket, clean up all the beard hair that he leaves in the sink, pick up the dirty boots that he leaves all over the floor, for every day for the rest of my life, rather than never seeing him come through that door ever again. And I know I'm not his mother, but it is
Oh hey, the person that sent this to you wants you to know, you are pretty. Pretty fucking gay. Send this to your favorite little gay boy. Let him know he's gay. Later, bitch.
Memes Today – is an entertainment platform built primarily on Android and iOS mobile apps. In order to use the full functionality of Memes Today, we ask you to download the mobile application available from the links below. By downloading the App, you can like, comment, save posts to favorites, share the content.
