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avatar jojo9

What's one thing that liberals can do that conservatives can't? Invent a new pronoun. Hold a protest for the right of cows. Turn plastic straws into a moral crisis. They can spend their time getting their own TV show cancelled. They could cancel a Christmas song written in the 1940s about being cold outside and at the same time getting wet ass puss

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Almost bit my nose off! 😳 The snappiest. That's why they get the name snapping turtle. That was a close one. Watch, he's gonna slowly extend out. I bet he'll try to get me. I love look at their eyes. Oh!

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

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