What's one thing that liberals can do that conservatives can't? Invent a new pronoun. Hold a protest for the right of cows. Turn plastic straws into a moral crisis. They can spend their time getting their own TV show cancelled. They could cancel a Christmas song written in the 1940s about being cold outside and at the same time getting wet ass puss
Almost bit my nose off! 😳 The snappiest. That's why they get the name snapping turtle. That was a close one. Watch, he's gonna slowly extend out. I bet he'll try to get me. I love look at their eyes. Oh!
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How to check if she's still mad: A man throws a blanket at an alligator. Then, he throws a blanket over a woman lying on a couch, mimicking the alligator scene. The woman gets up and chases him.
Woman: Help me! Officer: What do you need? Woman: My cat is about to die. I need to get to the hospital. Can you- Officer: Which hospital? Woman: Please! Officer: Let me see where the closest one is. Officer: Leave your keys. I'll park it for you. Okay? Woman: Thank you. Woman: Thank you! Yes, thank you so much!
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