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Michael Winslow Best Bits Police Academy. God damn it, stop that! Oh, no sir, no, not you. Game over. Cadet Mahony, Cadet Mahony, report immediately to the commandant's office. Cadet Mahony. Okay, Mahony, get going. On the double, move it, move it, move it. Hungry, Diane?

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avatar jojo9

What's one thing that liberals can do that conservatives can't? Invent a new pronoun. Hold a protest for the right of cows. Turn plastic straws into a moral crisis. They can spend their time getting their own TV show cancelled. They could cancel a Christmas song written in the 1940s about being cold outside and at the same time getting wet ass puss

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avatar Gaie Houston

Almost bit my nose off! 😳 The snappiest. That's why they get the name snapping turtle. That was a close one. Watch, he's gonna slowly extend out. I bet he'll try to get me. I love look at their eyes. Oh!

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

neonplasticlotus.com Bro just met women for the first time. And that's just the beginning, little man. Wait till you ask her what she wants to eat today.

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avatar Agni Gauss

How to check if she's still mad: A man throws a blanket at an alligator. Then, he throws a blanket over a woman lying on a couch, mimicking the alligator scene. The woman gets up and chases him.

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avatar Jacob Junior

2:03 AM. A crime was committed. Hey, Bert! Are you serious, bro? Sweet dreams, motherfucker.

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