Baby, why don't you put your teeth on the bedside table? Baby, why don't you put your teeth on the nightstand and come over here and give me one of those no-denture adventures? You're kidding me, that's like a puppy sucking on a greasy rag.
we accidentally created a monster. how my dog gets my husband to rub her feet. method #1: act unhinged. rub now. that rub now. method #2: dramatic. rub now. that rub now.
I'm British you morons. You're British. Yes, I my mother why are you why are you why are you occupying America? What's your citizenship? What's your citizenship? British American Canadian. You can't be three, you have to be dual national. That's that's also a myth. You don't have three passports. What? Wow. What did you call her? You can what did y
Make a cowboy hat rack w/ me. One, two, three, and... So tell me down the road that's a little bit winding. To a place they still put sugar in their iced tea. Where the women all fine and the love is free. Hey driver, you can drive me on anyway. Hey driver, pull on over. I'm in a fight with God. This Carolina shoulder seems the place I'm getting on
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