I'm sorry I had to ask, but would you believe it, I lost my purse. Oh, let's retrace your steps. Let's go back to your shower this morning. What were you wearing? Well, nothing. Uh-huh. And what kind of soap were you using? Dad, let me speak to you for a second. I'm with the customer. Dad, I don't get this. I lost a jacket, I got a lecture. She los
This snake, a black-banded sea krait, has venom ten times stronger than a cobra... and a flexible body, so it can squeeze into crevices on the reef to look for prey. Yet, hunting fast prey is not one of its abilities. It's slow with poor eyesight, hardly the deadliest of assassins. If only it were fast and agile... like these bluefin trevally. They
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