Hello, Miss Howe. You know, with, uh, Sam on the road playing pro ball, I guess it's between you and me as to who gets to run the bar. Of course, the only experience I have is that I've been the assistant bartender here for the past six years. Well, I will let my record speak for itself. Yes! Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute! Carla's been here the
A cook when a customer enters the restaurant they work at and orders some food from the kitchen. Holy cheeses, what do we do? No one ever told us what to do. The only reason I took this job is because I never have to do anything.
This is the prettiest view I've ever seen. Happiness blooms in simple needs, not in shiny luxuries. Small kindness matters. POV: Squirrel came begging for water. It seemed exhausted in this heat. This big bear skipped the bowl and went straight for the bottle. All he wanted was a sip of cool water. Keeping an eye out for nature in this crazy heatwa
JOSIE! Oh my god, Josie! Josie's on a vacation far away. Come around and talk it over. So many things that I want to say. You know I like my girls a little bit older. I just want to use your love tonight. I don't want to lose your love tonight.
Behold this massive rhino. It is one of the most powerful animals on land. But its best friend is this tiny mongoose. The rhino's skin is thick, sure, but dangerous ticks hiding in its deep wrinkles cause it great irritation. This is where the mongoose steps in. This little hunter climbs all over the rhino and starts feasting on these parasites. Wa
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