Hey, Ashley, how's it going? I'm just here to crash your Tinder date. You know, Matthew? That's me. That's me, Matthew. You're Matthew? Yeah, I'm Matthew. You thought you were here to meet Matthew? So, what are you getting for me to go? Because I'm not staying here to talk to you. And we're done. And I want a divorce. Yep. I can't believe this. Wh
Jesus Nazareno
Jesus of Nazareth, my God and Redeemer, have mercy on me, a sinner. Thank you for saving me. Guide my steps and help me bear my cross. Amen.
Lord Jesus,
Have Mercy On Us
She made sure to remember ALL of them 😳💀
Man in the balcony, wearing the hi-hat, would you kindly remove it? Sir, I would grant the condemned her last request. Thank you. I now know all your faces. If there is an afterlife, I'm gonna come back and fucking kill all of you.
She thought she was on to something 😠a privilege Did you know that a BJ ends with the word job because it sucks, but when you go down on a girl, it's called eating out because it's a privilege? Yeah, and you know that's why you have a job to do every day, and I can only eat out a few times a month.
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