Hey babe, look, I have a surprise for you. It's a brand new iPhone 17 Pro Max. Still in the box. But there's a catch. You see these three pencils? Now, you have to choose the smallest one in order for you to win it. In order for you to win it, you have to choose the smallest one. Okay? So, one, two, three. I got it. [Laughter and indistinct speech]
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that one hundred percent of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.
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You could count on it. You could set your clocks by it. And by the way, speaking of that, let's get rid of daylight saving time stuff, okay? We have a bill in, hopefully the Senate's going to approve that one. The House approved it, and we're going to get rid of that, just to mention, you know, it's called the weave, right? I go from... We always g
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