Hey, hey! Put 'em back. This bar is closed for business. It's okay, Jim, take a break. Can I buy you guys a drink? Guess not. (Sounds of fighting, grunts, punches)
WHY HR KNOWS ME BY NAME. I didn't say she was incompetent. I said if she was a GPS, we'd all end up in the ocean. He said, 'Let's think outside the box.' I said, 'Buddy, let's think inside our pay grade first.' They wanted constructive criticism. I constructed it. They didn't like it. They said, 'Bring your whole self to work.' Baby, you couldn't h
Debates That Separate the Southerners More Than the Emancipation Proclamation. If you think Abraham Lincoln did a good job dividing the people in the South, let me tell you a couple topics that would divide a room real quick, right down the middle. Chili: Beans or No Beans? Do beans go in chili or not? Pick a side. Pepsi vs Coke. Pepsi versus Coke.
Now folks, when you're painting a moron, you got to have the right colors. So we put a little wisp of dum-dum up here, and let's look for our fraudster coloring. Oh wait, everybody, I'm missing douchebag color. I'll be right back. AI-generated.
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