WHY HR KNOWS ME BY NAME. I didn't say she was incompetent. I said if she was a GPS, we'd all end up in the ocean. He said, 'Let's think outside the box.' I said, 'Buddy, let's think inside our pay grade first.' They wanted constructive criticism. I constructed it. They didn't like it. They said, 'Bring your whole self to work.' Baby, you couldn't h
Aged like fine wine. It's the fourth time. They've taken the only bits of jewelry I had left. I'm sorry, Madam, but the honest truth is, there's very little chance of catching the person responsible. It's a sad fact that only 2% of burglaries are solved. But they left their fingerprints all over the wall. Oh, it won't help, Madam. They'll be long g
When you listen to the President, these are the musings of an imbecile. An idiot. And I don't use those words to name call. I use them because they are the precise words of the English language to describe his behavior. His comportment. His actions. We've never seen a level of incompetence, a level of ineptitude so staggering on a daily basis by an
They Walk Amongst us. A muscular man in a black tank top and cap, with a cigarette in his mouth, is awkwardly holding a chainsaw, attempting to cut a tree trunk. He appears to be using the tool incorrectly.
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