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Debates That Separate the Southerners More Than the Emancipation Proclamation. If you think Abraham Lincoln did a good job dividing the people in the South, let me tell you a couple topics that would divide a room real quick, right down the middle. Chili: Beans or No Beans? Do beans go in chili or not? Pick a side. Pepsi vs Coke. Pepsi versus Coke.
Now folks, when you're painting a moron, you got to have the right colors. So we put a little wisp of dum-dum up here, and let's look for our fraudster coloring. Oh wait, everybody, I'm missing douchebag color. I'll be right back. AI-generated.
CRIME WATCH UPDATE MANHUNT UNDERWAY. Police are looking for a man who ran away after robbing a store. Crucial development, Bob. Police have just dispatched a sketch of the... (laughter) NO SIGNAL. ARREST MADE. Officers have now arrested the suspect moments ago. It really looks just like... (laughter)
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