Hi, I'm Susan Bennett from Framingham, Massachusetts. What's your name? I am Dral'hul from Hell. Are you also from the Boston area? I was birthed by flames and the wailing of tormented souls. Oh. That's why I had an epidural. Do you enjoy being a demon? It's okay. Must be hard having people afraid of you all the time. You... You know, actually, it
POV: When you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so the amount gets lower every second. (Sighs, then a sad 'Ohhh...')
We just had another assassination attempt on the president. What's the actual mood here in Congress? WHAT IS THE ACTUAL MOOD HERE IN CONGRESS? This is something that I think that the left has been fomenting for quite some time. FOR QUITE SOME TIME. You see it what we learned about the SPLC. They were paying for the violence. They were paying for th
Dumbass liberals. Steven Crowder 'eats 1000 liberals for breakfast'! Time to listen up, you silly liberal fruitcakes. I came out here, I wanted to tell some jokes. Let's do some reality checks here. Do you have any idea, sir, how pathetic it must be to be you? These people wanted to come out and have a good time, hear a few jokes, some thoughtful d
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