HOME INVASION FANTASY. I'm so ready for a home invasion. I almost want it. I do. I have a whole fantasy of a maniac in my house with an axe and he can't figure out why nobody's home to kill. And then he goes to leave and he just hears the windows and the doors lock in unison. Shhh. And then over the intercom, he just hears 'Heh heh heh. You have ch
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Spill Now @spillnow Don Rickles roasts Julia Roberts 😂 Julia Roberts, you live next to me at the beach, you know that. Thanks for all the visits. Anyway, I'm living about two blocks from you, but you never show up. Come by and say hello. I'm closer than two blocks. You have no lines, Julia, just nod. Anyway...
Caitlin Clark, on a vote by WNBA players, was voted the 11th best guard in the sport. At this point, I think it's funny. Fans ranked her second, media ranked her third. WNBA players voted her as the 11th best guard. Indiana's scoring 94 a game. It's the highest in 16 years. She's the number one shooter, distributor, play initiator, playmaker. She's
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