Home owner: Hey man. Delivery man: What's up, bro? Home owner: Hey, could you just leave it on the porch? I'm in the middle of feeding my son. Delivery man mishears 'on the porch' as 'of feeding my son'. Delivery man: Alright, got you. Home owner: Appreciate it, man. Delivery man mishears 'appreciate it man' as 'don't beat him too bad'. Delivery ma
I'm working my way back to you, babe, with a burning love inside. Yeah, I'm working my way back to you, babe, and the happiness that died, I let it get away from you. You were so in love with me. I played around like I was free. Thought I could have my cake and eat it too. But have I cried over losing you? See, I'm down and out, but I ain't about t
Something in the way she moves. Attracts me like no other lover. Something in the way she woos me. I don't wanna leave her now. You know I believe in how. Somewhere in a smile she knows. That I don't need no other lover. Something in a style that shows me. I don't wanna leave her now. You know I believe in how. You're asking me where my love goes.
Go, Rockin' Robin, rockin' robin, go, rockin' robin, 'cause we're really gonna rock tonight. Every little swallow, every chickadee, every little bird in the tall oak tree. The wise old owl, the big black crow, flapping their wings, singing go, go, go. Rockin' Robin, rock, rock, rockin' robin. Go, Rockin' Robin, rockin' robin, go, rockin' robin, 'ca
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