Gloom, despair, and agony on me. Deep dark depression, excessive misery. If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. Gloom, despair, and agony on me. My wife was so unhappy, she started to pack. But I figured I could get us back on the right track. So I give her a weekly allowance, but you fellas know how that is. She spent it before I had
Just wanted to point something out that's definitely not gonna make the news. The House just voted to ban members of Congress and their spouses from trading individual stocks. And the reason you won't see it on the news is 198 Democrats voted against it. That's why you won't see it. That's why nobody's gonna cover it. But Congress right now is doin
Would you date someone who's plus size? Who's fat? No, I don't like fat. I'm not trying to be rude, but I, me personally, I don't like fat girls. You don't want to go come home to a fat.
EVERY ONE OF THEM - THE SINNER. I used to wear a smile like a loaded gun. Quick draw loves that I'd up and run. Never stayed long enough to see it fall. Left the pieces scattered down every hall. Thought I was living free back then. Didn't care who I hurt or when. I kept my head in halfway gone. Before the night turned into dawn. I remember faces I
I'm not the type, not the type, that watches how the paint dries, waiting for a nice guy, it's never enough. I am the type, I'm the type, that's hungry for some action, I get the satisfaction when I dive. So deep there's no way back. I like it just like that. I like to get a girl. Anyway, I really like, oh my god, don't stop me. Just give me a chan
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