I thought pit bulls were these mean, aggressive, violent dogs. And they are not. They're sweet, they're kind, they're gentle, they're loyal as all hell. If you ever meet a piece of shit pit bull, it's only because a piece of shit human taught that dog how to be a piece of shit.
Well, the day came. You're not waiting at the door anymore, are you? When we get home you aren't dancing around our feet in a way that somehow unrehearsed, even though you've done it a thousand times. We're not setting out in the cold or the rain or even the sun on most days. And when crumbs fall on the ground, they stay there. The day came and the
What do you call a woman in heaven? An angel. What do you call a group of women in heaven? A host of angels. What do you call all women in heaven? All women in heaven? I don't know. Peace on Earth. HAHAHA
What did I just listen too?! Why did you guys keep sending me this?! If I had to listen to it, so do you. She woke up this morning with a smile and a plan. No standards, no filter. Just a hungry little c*nt. Prince or a plumber, billionaire or a bum, if it's hard and it's here, baby, she'll make it come. Any c*ck'll do, any c*ck'll do. Long, short,
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