What do you call a woman in heaven? An angel. What do you call a group of women in heaven? A host of angels. What do you call all women in heaven? All women in heaven? I don't know. Peace on Earth. HAHAHA
What did I just listen too?! Why did you guys keep sending me this?! If I had to listen to it, so do you. She woke up this morning with a smile and a plan. No standards, no filter. Just a hungry little c*nt. Prince or a plumber, billionaire or a bum, if it's hard and it's here, baby, she'll make it come. Any c*ck'll do, any c*ck'll do. Long, short,
POV: you've always loved this song, but it hits even harder when it's about your daughter. I hope life treats you kind. And I hope that you have all that you ever dreamed of. And I wish you joy and happiness. But above all of this, I wish you love. And I will always love you.
Does height matter in a guy? Yes. That's it, I'm done. Step on the scale then if it matters so much. Is this guy serious? How is that in common? Height matters, weight matters to me. There ain't no way. You said height matters. I don't give a fuck. Height don't matter. I'm not stepping on the scale though. Why not? Because I'm not. How tall are you
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