I took an elevator the other day and I was on the floor with a woman. I pressed floor two. She pressed floor three. And then I looked at my card and realized I'm also on floor three. But now I just have to get off on the wrong floor. Cause I can't let the elevator doors open. And then as they're closing, look at her and say, "Change of plans."
Cruella De Vil Ursula The Evil Queen Dr. Facilier Mother Gothel Lady Tremaine Maleficent Hades Captain Hook Gaston Jafar Queen of Hearts. Look at the situation they got me facing. I can't live a normal life. I was raised by the streets. So I gotta be down with the hood team. Too much television watching got me chasing dreams. I'm an educated fool w
A good match. A child is struggling to walk through deep snow. A dog repeatedly jumps into the snow ahead of the child, creating a path. The child eventually picks up the dog and hugs it.
LEFTIST INSURRECTION. RAD Dialogue: Structural Transformation & Deliberative Democracy. Paul Zeitz, Co-coordinator, RAD. intelligence diplomats, ambassadors, that are all, you know, working on protecting our democracy. These are pro-democracy, leaders that are, leading all this work that, we are now connected to. I know, Re, you're connected, Danie
Are you man? I'm 6 feet tall, but I'm 6'4 while seated. That's the weirdest way to answer this question possible. So you're 6 feet regular and, you know, same. And you're standing 6 feet and then you sit down and you're 6'4. Is this what you're saying to me? I have the upper body of a 6'4 person and the lower body of a 5'9 person. Well, don't go, d
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