I want to tell you about my favorite Christmas tradition my wife does for me every single year. It happens on the eve of Christmas Eve. Cody, do not tell them that. Oh, I'm telling them. Okay, let's just say Santa, it comes a little early, all right? Let's just say that the only thing I'm bringing as a present is a blue tube. You know what I mean?
CAUSE THEM MOTHERFUCKERS
ain't nobody gonna tell you so i'm gonna tell you they don't with you because the motherfuckers can't with you you the and they don't like it ain't nobody
Sometimes if a woman has a really nice butt, she'll wear tight pants. Then everybody looks at her butt when she walks by. That's nice. But it seems like a waste. Everybody's looking there. I feel like we should put important information on the butt. We should put the photos of missing children right on there. Damn. We gotta find that boy.
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