If we date, we both gonna deposit a monthly $150 into a joint account... the one who gets cheated on walks away with that money. That's the heartbreak insurance fund "HIF"
MÖTLEY CRÜE. TOO YOUNG TO FALL IN LOVE. You say our love is like dynamite. Open your eyes. It's like fire and ice. Well, you're killing me. Your love is a guillotine. Why don't you just set me free? Too young to fall in love. (Too young). Run for the hills. We're both sinners and saints. Not a woman but a whore. I can taste the hate. Well, now I'm
Satan is pleased: "Welcome to Hell, you've wasted your pitiful life". Me: "Yeah, well, at least I'm not an adult living in my Father's basement". Satan fighting back tears: "F*ck you, prick".
This is what giving a 16 year old girl testosterone looks like. So, I got out of my haircut because my hair was driving me nuts and I shaved it because I'm tired of watching my hair thin out and it's less distressing if I shave it. This is what I mean by hair loss and it just keeps getting worse. Those are the main things when I talk about being an
This is the most effective speed loader for a .22. Some of them are really finicky, but not this one. So we're going to put 25 rounds in, and of course, we're going to shake it into the trough. Put your magazine in the base. And you even have a lubrication pad up here so you can keep everything running super smooth. So once we get all those in the
There's three types of people in this world. It's poor people, it's rich people, and it's wealthy people. The poor people, all they do is talk about money, where my money and I need my money, I got to get my money. The rich people, all they talk about is things. So they talk about my car, my house. In these type of things, the wealthy people talk a
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