This dog pulled off the smoothest pizza heist of all time. No! Wasn't really using my thinking cap during this one... Just one bite. Jake. Jake. Hey! Oh my god! Small bite, okay? Um, excuse me. Excuse me. Precious. Hello. Excuse me, sir!
Less is more. Old man, take a look at my life, I'm a lot like you. I need someone to love me the whole day through. I want look in my eyes and you can tell that.
So what happens if we actually did it? If we actually left this country to the rich. I'm saying imagine if we really did it. Imagine every working class person just stopped. No teachers, no nurses, no drivers, no cleaners. The people who actually make this whole thing function, gone. You know what they'd say? Take it. It's yours now. The rich can h
Goodbye America. Hello Hawaii. Who's gonna tell her? Who's gonna tell her? You know what? I'll tell her. Hawaii is a state. It's part of America. You left America to go to America, stupid. You know The Rock, Dwayne Johnson? If you smell... His family's Samoan. They live out there. They don't need passports to come here 'cause they're already here.
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