Goodbye America. Hello Hawaii. Who's gonna tell her? Who's gonna tell her? You know what? I'll tell her. Hawaii is a state. It's part of America. You left America to go to America, stupid. You know The Rock, Dwayne Johnson? If you smell... His family's Samoan. They live out there. They don't need passports to come here 'cause they're already here.
Michael Winslow Best Bits Police Academy. God damn it, stop that! Oh, no sir, no, not you. Game over. Cadet Mahony, Cadet Mahony, report immediately to the commandant's office. Cadet Mahony. Okay, Mahony, get going. On the double, move it, move it, move it. Hungry, Diane?
What's one thing that liberals can do that conservatives can't? Invent a new pronoun. Hold a protest for the right of cows. Turn plastic straws into a moral crisis. They can spend their time getting their own TV show cancelled. They could cancel a Christmas song written in the 1940s about being cold outside and at the same time getting wet ass puss
Almost bit my nose off! 😳 The snappiest. That's why they get the name snapping turtle. That was a close one. Watch, he's gonna slowly extend out. I bet he'll try to get me. I love look at their eyes. Oh!
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