It's the first time and the last time we ever met. But I know the reason why you keep your silence up. No you don't fool me. Because the hurt doesn't show. But the pain still grows, it's no stranger to you or me. I can feel it coming in the air tonight. Oh, Lord. I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord. I can feel it coming in th
EXCLUSIVE. WOHOO! This is how you get in the car. Look! Look how freaking cool this is. This is your door. Massive spoiler. To the $4 million McLaren Solus GT. Now, you've got this completely open wheel. Here's your cockpit. One seat in the center. Again, fire extinguisher up here. F1 style steering wheel. There will only ever be 25 of these cars.
Part 2 😂🤣 So I handed him all my paperwork. He wasn't even looking, he was on the computer. And he looked up, I swear to God, he goes like this: 'Huh?' Now, I realize I'm the one creating the mischief here. But if your reflexive reaction to a strange-looking individual is 'Huh?', perhaps don't work in the photography section of the DMV. So he said,
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As Generation X ages, our values and traditions remain the same. We're still the baddest motherfuckers on the planet. The last generation with the fuck around and find out mentality. The last generation that understands that winning...
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